America is indeed the land of opportunity. If you're not taking advantage of opportunity, then you are probably someone else's opportunity. If you are someone else's opportunity, you are probably poor and will stay that way. So recall in a previous post that 10% of the people own 85% of the wealth in America. The … Continue reading Where does the shoe pinch? December 2017 Edition: Zombie Auto Loan Debt in Clown World.
If you didn't catch season 19 of South Park back 2015, you missed out on the incredible prescience of the folks at South Park Studios. The season was a send up of sybaritic consumer culture and those who profit from it. The town of South Park became 100% politically correct. So much so, they got … Continue reading Free speech on the internet: It’s the money, stupid.
The housing-mortgage bubble is back baby. How do I know? I can see, that's how. People I know in the non-productive real estate industry are making money hand over fist with minimal skill and labor. These people produce absolutely nothing of value. This is the paperwork economy at its best. Want to make six … Continue reading Real Estate Clowns killing it. Next stop total economic meltdown.
You run your fingers through your hair, and hair comes out between your fingers. Not good. This is how it starts. A few hairs will progress to many. The hair comes out when brushing, combing, or washing. It's like a switch flipped, and suddenly, there is visible scalp. While not fully understood, male pattern baldness … Continue reading Male Pattern Baldness: Is there any hope for an aspiring Casanova?
When a clown needs a job done, he needs skilled labor. Thus, it is in the clown's interest to have some system of education and training to assure the clown and his clown associates of adequate services such medical care, estate planning, proper education for the little clowns, architecture for the summer clown palace, and … Continue reading Extending the dependent class upward!
Rule 1: Establish a money cartel so that all of those at the top of the economic pyramid always take a piece of the action. Ever heard of a central bank? Did you know the United States has one? Did you know that it is not a government agency or even owned by the government? … Continue reading Fundamentals of Clown Economics
Recently perusing the "recently added" tab of Netflix, I stumbled upon a sure sign of the coming clown apocalypse. I kid you not, there was a documentary on a phenomenon called "masking" or "doll men." In case you haven't heard of this fetish, it involves men who put on rubber suits to make them look like … Continue reading Rubber Cucky, You’re the One…